don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved Batman since I was a tiny child, but I think we all need to come to terms with the fact that he has the personality of very grim yogurt
sext: let’s google ‘lucid dreaming’ and practice every night until we both create the same landscapes and situations in our sleep wherein we can meet one another, and when we wake up in the morning we can turn to one another and smile knowing that we’ve just shared the same experience even though we’ve ostensibly been separated by the distance of our planes of consciousness all night long
"I’m trying to write a piece of music that’s about what it feels like to be on the beach with you right now."
how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’
Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked